Goa, heaven for late night party freaks, alcohol addicts, people looking for one night stand, lonely stalkers, pervert guy gang and of course the decent people who just want to make some memories by the sea. This is where you see all kinds of people Humanity as to offer. A hippie, a bohemian, a bunch of broke guys, aged uncles with tattoos on their wrinkled body, we’ve already talked enough about the kinds.
Goa is the destination where you can make “The most Amazing Memories”, however with good comes the evil. Goa is full of nasty people who are ready to ruin your day.
Here are some points you can share and spread awareness to save Goa’s fun.
1)The creepy stare.
It’s time you knew those shades can’t cover up your creepy expressions that are as repulsive as Donald Trump’s. If you’re hoping that this would draw them ladies attention then it’s my duty to inform you they probably think you’re a creep by now. Even the calendar begs you to drop this technique. Stop embarrassing yourself, guys.
2)The beach is not your bedroom.
No matter how drunk you are or plan to lie down on the beach with your bae, DO NOT FORGET TO PICK YOUR ASS UP and return to your hotel. I repeat DO NOT FORGET TO PICK YOUR ASS UP THAT BEACH unless you really love crabs and don’t mind hundreds of them crawling over you and oh yes, hurting you. You can picture yourself there in that pain, right? So, yeah. A big NO to romantic/ drunk sleepover at the beach.
When i say dress appropriately i don’t mean don’t wear bikinis or shorts or other beachwear, they are perfectly fine. Don’t just…. wear things that aren’t appropriate for a beach. If you still haven’t gotten any idea these images might help you:
Please don’t be like these guys. Not only will you manage to be the hot topic of discussion, believe me it’s not good to be a subject in THAT discussion, but also put scars on your memories and will be greatly embarrassed once you gain sanity.
4)Do not drive if you’re drunk.
Goa streets are where GTA comes to life. You better have quick reflexes if you’re planning to drive here at night. Remember, the cemetery is full of law-abiding citizens so if your reflexes aren’t good enough, just stay at the hotel at night. To the guys that are still going to drive after getting drunk, we seriously need the cops to beat the hell out of you. 🙂 Also, don’t drink and roam on the beach. Possibilities are that you will either be carried away by the waves or land up in someone’s backyard. Oh, did you forget the crabs?
My friend said Baga is great! Let’s try Baga! My friend says Tito’s is the best! Let’s try Tito’s! And this is all you do in Goa. Don’t copy. Goa has tons of other stuff too, it’s all about exploring. Go to infamous beaches, clubs, other sites. Haven’t you heard of the word “underrated” ? Goa has a lot more to offer than just Calangute and Mambos. If you’re not interested in exploring places, Goa can’t help you either. Also, don’t try to copy the poses you saw someone post one Instagram.
You can’t get that before dozens of useless shots. Plus you know there are people around, right?
6) No display of love in public.
Please. We single people came to Goa with this little hope, to have some fun, to get drunk, to have a break from life that has been killing us. Save all that hugging and kissing and OH LORD! Get a room! Not everybody here needs to know how much you love each other. In fact it might even be upsetting to the people who were brought here forcefully by their friends hoping Goa would help them recover faster from a break up. Lol. like do you even know life?
Local liquor such as Feni insanely famous here and what people don’t know is that it smells like ammonia. Wallah science people! All those qualitative analysis finally coming handy. I know this feeling. For people who didn’t go through hell in their XI and XII, ammonia has a very very pungent smell and can make you go from 100 to 0 in seconds. Well it might not be as bad as ammonia but it’s close. So just still to your old drinks and don’t get carried away.
8)If you need 5-star treatment then book a 5-star hotel.
It’s pretty hilarious when people living in shacks expect a 5-star treatment by paying 1/7th of its price. Like yes, God is extra kind to you, huh? More over they all have a hangover from the party last night. What? Now you expect these guys won’t party because they live here and should probably be bored by now? Who can ever get bored of drinking?
9) Quit those t-shirts.
Please people. Do not wear those Hawaiian t-shirts and flaunt them as if you’re in Hawaii. Remember your budget? Yes, you’re in Goa not Hawaii. Those flowery t-shirts are only making you look like a jerk right now. Don’t get overwhelmed when you see them, they are dangerous to your reputation and to other’s eyes.
10)Cheap Booze is dangerous
I know nothing about booze so you better take this very seriously since everything I’m typing about them are facts from the internet and I’m not making them up. The cheap Booze or desi Daru, whatever they are, are definitely not a good decision. Try avoiding them as they can also be poisonous.
Here was some vital information people needed to know on what they shouldn’t do in Goa. If you found this interesting and think this can help us save Goa from these creepy people then don’t forget to share it.
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